Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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