Blacks

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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quantum physics?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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