- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Women deserve equal rights.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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