What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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