- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

"Knock knock." "Come in."

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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