- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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