Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Knock Knock Who's there

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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