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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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