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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Women's rights.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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