A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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