Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

thumb_up thumb_down -1

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops