- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

my wife out of the kitchen

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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