- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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