Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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