- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

I'm going to Re-write History... History

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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