- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

i dont care if you rate me or not

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??