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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

So a seal walks into a club.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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