What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

steven hawking walks into a bar

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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