What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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