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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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