Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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