Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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