What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

angelo snyder is not ga

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

knock knock come in !

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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