- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Knock Knock Who's there

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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