- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Knock Knock Who's there

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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