- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Poker? I barely even know her.

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