What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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penis

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Anti Joke

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