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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

I enjoy Popcorn

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Caolan and Eamon

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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