- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

One, two, three, four and five

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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