- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

A lot eh?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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