- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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