A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Diarrhea

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A lot eh?

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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