- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

knock knock come in !

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

angelo snyder is not ga

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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