- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

penis

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

A baby seal walks into a club.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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