Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Diarrhea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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