If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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