- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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