- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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