Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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