What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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What is the quickest way to speed up your 70 year old husband’s heart rate? Extract of foxglove is a very effective blocker of the parasympathetic nervous system, and since the parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for slowing the heart, this would lead to an increase in heart rate. However, it is very dangerous to use such chemicals without advice, and therefore it is better to seek an examination and, if necessary, a prescription from a qualified GP.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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