Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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13 =B you just learned something

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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