What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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it was all Tagart

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Chuck Norris.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Anti Joke

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