- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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