- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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