What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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why dont they make black forks

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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