- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Caolan and Eamon

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

The Big Band Theory

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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