- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

knock knock whos there open open who the door

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

AIDS

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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