- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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