- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

women's rights

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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