- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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