Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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