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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

AIDS

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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