- Anti Joke

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?