- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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