Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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