Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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