whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

roses are red violets are blue they really are

why did your mum die young because she had canser

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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