How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

what's funny about war? nothing!

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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