- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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