- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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