An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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