- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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