- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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