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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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