- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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