Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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