- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Knock knock, COME IN!

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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