- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

every knight i see an owl at window

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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