Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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