- Anti Joke

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5