A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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