- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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