- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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