- Anti Joke

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!