why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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