- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Roses are red.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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