- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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