chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

why did your mum die young because she had canser

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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