When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Hail Hitler

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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