What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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