On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Anti Joke

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