- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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