Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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