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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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